/Stares at the computer screen for hours, looking for a scholarship. /Finds out that colleges exist in Australia. /Gets hopes up about colleges. /Finds that colleges are $9000 for a semester. /All hopes destroyed. Is sad for a while. /Gets a shitty ATAR. /Cries. /Never goes to uni. /Dies alone with cats.
christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to. She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
Every main character ever
Character: Do not do this thing.
Main Character: Okay. Excuse me while i do the thing.
urbancatfitters: heeheehaahaahoohoo: in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
thatsnotcanon: i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.